Monday, December 20, 2010

What Are the Odds?

So I stumbled on this today.  Sometimes in moments of weakness and discontent I dream about winning the Lottery.  I list off the things I would do like rescue everyone on both sides of the family from debt, moving them to Park View, and buying my dad and John Lang  the biggest TVs I could find complete with NFL Sunday Ticket.  Well,...

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Worth Laughing At

The following was almost sent only to Holly, but then I realized that the select handful that reads my blog, Holly being one of them, would also probably get a kick out of this. George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?  Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.  George: Great. Lay it on me.  Condi:...