Monday, November 30, 2009

Running

Okay, so I wouldn't yet call myself a runner, however, I think that I am on my way to becoming one. Here are some weird things that are happening to me.

First, I don't have anymore notches to tighten my belt on. I am going to use the ice pick from T-Sno to make my own. I really won't get too excited until I'm losing pants sizes, but it is interesting.

Second, I find myself thinking about running. Not only do I think about it, I actually, sometimes, believe it or not, WANT to run.

Third, I can run non-stop for ten minutes. That means that I am running over a mile without stopping. To some this is something to laugh at beings that a mile isn't all that impressive, however, this is an accomplishment considering it was high-school the last time I went that far.

Fourth, while running I ENJOY it. It sounds impossible. Quite unbelievable, in fact. Today, as I ran, I found myself running for long periods of time without even thinking about the fact I was running. I'd drift into my own little world and suddenly, "wake up" when my alarm went off to mark the end of my 10 minute intervals. It is such a rush.

So anyway, I am starting to relate to an entire group of people that I never thought I'd even begin to understand. Yay. I look forward to getting to know you better oh pounder of the pavement.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Pics

For your viewing pleasure. (Note: Jake, my brother, who has learned photography and is really good at it, needs to get this camera. MY subject matter, however, is as beautiful as can be.)










Friday, November 27, 2009

A Happy Birthday

Today was a great day. I am tired though so this will be short.

We ate at Texas Road House where I had to sit on a saddle while everyone laughed at me.

Pam took me to see Andrew Landers in concert at the Redstone Room.

John and I got the overhang, counter, and A.C. at Tro-Sno put away for the winter.

And I walked into Best Buy tonight to pass the time while Pam, John, Holly, Ashley, Gabriel, and Micah went to Sam's. I looked at the Nikon D5000 because you have to look just because. Well, it turns out it was on sale for an incredible price. A Black Friday only sale. It put it into range for Pam and I. After calling Pam we actually bought the camera. Trust me, it is NOT like us to buy anything anywhere on Black Friday. ESPECIALLY not Best Buy. This just worked out though. So anyway, here are the first pictures. I literally took the camera out of the box, put the battery in, attached the lense, and snapped some photos. Then the battery ran out.
They're nothing special, but at least you will see that they have no blurry border.













Saturday, November 21, 2009

Team Alice








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this






Seriously ladies. He's 17 years old. At the movie last night over 1/2 of the people there were at least 35 years old and female. Every time...and I mean EVERY time Taylor made an entrance the crowd went wild as if we were at a strip joint for girls. It was gross.

I was funny though and did the same thing when Dakota Fanning made her appearance.

No one laughed.

Except me :)

Saturday, November 14, 2009

John Smith

There is a show on public radio called "This American Life". It is aired here on Sunday afternoons around 3 or 4 I believe. What this show does is take stories that are "uniquely American" and tell them. Despite it's expected public radio liberal spin, it is an absolutely incredible show that I would suggest listening to.

On Emily's last visit she re-introduced Pam and I to her parent's Netflix account. We hadn't watched anything on it for ages, but now we've watched quite a few streaming movies when the kids go to bed. First, I want to say thanks to the Langs. Yay. Second I want to tell you about something Pam and I stumbled upon. You are able to watch "This American Life" on Netflix. I had heard that they had made it into a TV show on Showtime, but I'd never seen it. Now Pam and I have watched almost every episode. It is fascinating.

Tonight Pam and I watched one called John Smith. They decided that they wanted to follow one person's life from birth to death, but they didn't want to have to follow one person around for 80 years for obvious reasons. So they instead followed 7 different people around, all named John Smith, and all at different stages of life. One of the most interesting things is that they didn't know each other. They had a baby, an 8 year old, a 23 year old, a 36 year old, a 46 year old, a 70 year old, and a 79 year old. They put the show together in a way that kept them all separate people but looked like one life. I can't really explain it any better than that, but I can say that it was the single most ingenious bit of TV that I've probably ever seen. It was utterly engaging. It captured such a normal life, yet 7 ways unique. Toward the end the parents of the newborn are talking about the things that they wish for their baby and as they are talking about their hopes for John, they show how the other 6 Johns have lived it out. You have to see it. It apparently won a ton of awards too.

For those of you who have access to a Netflix account look up "This American Life: Season 2: John Smith" and watch it. It is 1 hour. Make sure you have some time.

For those of you who don't pay the $3 for it on iTunes and download it HERE.
You really should see this show.

The Greatest Kids

Funny things that happened today.

Gabriel spotted cartoon Adam and Eve in one of his Bible books and told me that he likes girls.

Micah sneezed while eating supper tonight thus giving Pam a shower of soupy squash.

Gabriel had a poopy diaper and insisted it was peanut butter (we had peanut butter for lunch). Then he tooted and said it was a "peanut butter toot".

Pam, Gabriel, and Micah all fell asleep at the exact same time on top of each other and remained that way through nap time.

Gabriel showed up behind me while I was doing dishes with his mesh clothes basket upside down with him standing in it. Then, not knowing anyone was watching, proceeded to spin it around on his head. THEN he laid it on its side and claimed it was a cave where a tiger lived. He got in it and growled at me for probably 5 minutes. (I am not kidding, he came up with that all on his own.)





I have the greatest kids in the world. I've been contemplating how all parents think that. Then everyone grows up. That sucks. I just hope I can raise them to be like their mom. Then they would stay perfect. The unfortunate part is that I am somehow going to pass on some of me to them and that is what will inevitably make them less than perfect. Bummer.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Hmm

Hmm. I never wanted to buy a CosmoGirl magazine until...



Nope...still don't want to.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

I Don't Like OCC

There. I said it. I don't like OCC. For those of you (probably all 2 of you that actually read this thing) who don't know, OCC stands for Operation Christmas Child. That is something you have likely heard of.

This is how it works. Each year at this time people all over the country stand in front of their local church congregation and rally the troops to fill shoe boxes with "love" and send it over sees to "needy" children and thus proclaim that Jesus saved the world with his love. These boxes are filled with small toys and dolls as well as things that "needy children" would need like combs, socks, hairbrushes, toothbrushes, toilet paper, etc... The boxes are then shipped to giant regional headquarters in various cities across the country, checked through for security purposes, and then Samaritan's Purse adds a storybook type Bible that explains the gospel in the native tongue of the recipient child.

All of that sounds good. The gospel being spread throughout the nations. Hooray! I am totally in support of that.

Point #1.
I fear, however, in our westernized culture that we are missing the message that is truly being sent. In essence OCC preaches that Jesus is Santa Clause. Jesus love means getting candy, toys, and socks for Christmas. About $20 worth. There is no real understanding of the culture behind this message either. It is Americans saying, this is Jesus. I don't think it is a good representation of the real Jesus.
"But Joel," you say, "wouldn't Jesus want to see these kids smiling and happy for the first time maybe in their whole life. I mean, they are so needy. This is in the true spirit of giving!"
Let me ask you this. Say you wanted people to know who you are and the sacrifice that you made on their behalf like dying for them, would you want them to preach that message by walking around giving everyone a hug and spreading good cheer? Personally, it's not for me.

Point #2.
This is a very weak point. I understand that money is the resource we have and you actually take more action putting together a box than you do for a lot of things. You only have to do it once a year though.
OCC is honestly advertised as a great way for people to feel good about serving without it really costing them anything. Service always costs something. End of story. It is a very lazy way of giving. I have to make a disclaimer here, although I know this is true in my heart I have to confess that it is my personal favorite way to give. We support a world vision child named Entella and we donate to "Water for Christmas" with not much more than some money here and there. It is my favorite way. I still don't like it and think it is wrong IF that is the extent of it. Too often, it IS the extent of it. I want to make a point that this is less of an attack on OCC than it is the ideas we've formed of mission.

Point #3.
OCC spends about $7 per box to ship it to a foreign land. That means that since last year they spent about $7 million to send Santa Christ to the world. In a moment I am going to break down that number and show you how some other world mission ministries would have used that money. First I want to point out that this isn't sustainable. You are giving a child happiness for one day, maybe a few weeks or months depending. Really you are only giving them a nice feeling of happiness because the bar of soap you put in the box could really use some water to go with it and even if it happens to find some water to lather and rinse with it will still only last a few months. Okay. $7 million dollars.

Water for Christmas/charity: water = 1400 wells built providing 560,000 people with clean water for 20 years. Clean water in Africa means fewer rapes, education, industry, disease control and prevention, and modernization including technology. In other words, one well in a village completely revolutionizes a community.

World Vision = 19,444 children supported for a year through world vision. This is food. You know, the thing you eat to survive. At least the action figure of Mr. Incredible you sent in the box this year might save the child from being bored.

Heifer International = 14,000 cows. Cows? How is that sustainable. Please read the following.
When a family gets a cow, the cow gives milk. Kids get the milk and the nutrients from it preventing disease and nutrition in a malnourished community. It produces 4 gallons of milk a day leaving plenty to be sold which means there is money for doctors, teachers, etc... Each year that cow gives birth to a new cow which is sent on to another family. Over a few years the community is transformed much the same way as described with water. If you think about it. 14,000 turn into 28,000 and then 56,000 in just three years. THAT is sustainable ministry. Suddenly Jesus' love looks a lot like living water and bread of life. Not so much like Santa Clause.

Here is the kicker. I based these numbers off of the $7 million in postage. Don't give me the "that money is donated by the box donor" speech either. The fact is, we're spending $7 million on postage no matter who pays for it. That is POSTAGE. Each box has around $20 spent on it. That means that Americans are spending around $20 million dollars on this thing each year. Those numbers end up looking like this.

Water = 4000 wells and 1.6 million people with clean water for 20 years (all in a years worth of OCC) You see, we think that it would be so difficult to rid Africa of hunger and preventable disease. A couple years of this kind of money and war is gone, rape is almost nothing comparatively, education competes with the rest of the world, and preventable diseases are...well...prevented.

Vision = 55,556 kids fed for 1 year. Hmmmmmm.

Heifer = 40,000 cows year 1. 80,000 cows year two, and so on...

Things OCC does that you would never see charity: water do is run around doing marketing in a big giant fully painted semi providing drawings for i-pods and other cool things at big Christian gatherings such as the "catalyst" conference in Atlanta. I asked about the possibility of sending a member of our congregation to see the well built in Liberia. I got the following response, "It would be better to take the money for the airfare and build 25% of another well." 100% of donations go toward building wells. Crazy I know. The founder of charity: water is in Iowa right now. He is being carted around by a few friends to talk at fund raising events. No semi for him. I wonder why.